Selling is folding
Any sell or transfer burns your hand. That wallet never sits at this table again, and its chair stays empty. You keep what you sold it for: you lose the hand, not the trade.
Each token is a nine-seat table on Meteora. A buy takes a seat and two cards, the curve deals the board as it fills, and a sell folds your hand.
Hold'em on a bonding curve
A practice hand. Not a token.Open this table →
The room
Nothing at stake
This runs the real evaluator in your browser. You sit in seat 1. Drag the curve forward: each mark deals a street, and the odds move as the cards land.
The rules
Any sell or transfer burns your hand. That wallet never sits at this table again, and its chair stays empty. You keep what you sold it for: you lose the hand, not the trade.
Each chair sold makes the next one 25% dearer, and they get dearer again after the flop and the turn. Sales stop when the river is called for, and while any street is on its way.
Hold from before the flop without selling, seated or not, and you are on the rail. It shares 30% of the pot by your balance at the flop, up to 25% of that share per wallet. Anything over the cap, and payouts under 0.001 SOL, feed the jackpot. If nobody is on the rail, the best hand takes it all.
Lose a showdown with four of a kind or better on a table that graduated, and you take 70% of the site-wide jackpot. The winner takes the other 30%.
The dev, treasury and migration wallets can't take a seat or share the rail at any table. Other wallets can't be told apart on chain, so this rule covers only those three addresses.
If a curve hasn't filled 48 hours after launch, the remaining cards come out and whoever is still seated plays for the pot. The jackpot needs a real graduation.
Where the money goes
Starts at 20% the second a table opens and falls to 4% within 5 seconds, enforced by the Meteora program itself.
Slide the table's total volume and see what it pays. Meteora takes its 20% first; the split below is of the rest.
Pots and the jackpot are figures until they are paid: the treasury sends them by hand in SOL after a showdown, normally within a day, and the table marks each payout once it lands.
Check the dealer
Cards come from the first Solana block at least 8 slots after the buy that earned them. That block didn't exist when the buyer signed, so no trader can know their cards in advance.
Press “Load the latest real deal”, then run it. The result should match what the table shows.
The hall
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